Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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