So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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