How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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