porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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