I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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