gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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