Can Purell be used as lube?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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