There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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