We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
