Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Too much gin, very little bucket
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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