if only i could text you this smell
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
The adults are the big ones right?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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