Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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