i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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