Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
