It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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