Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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