its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
No subtext here. People are naked.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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