His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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