Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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