would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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