I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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