ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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