..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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