i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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