Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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