I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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