Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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