paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Is it penis luge time yet?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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