My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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