next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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