I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
