bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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