I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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