she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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