Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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