she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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