So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
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