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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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