Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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