So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Are these your boobs on my camera?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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