So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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