just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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