Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
