i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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