I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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