Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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