If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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