It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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