I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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