Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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