big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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