i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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