Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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