is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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