i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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