we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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